what happens if my boyfriend and i get caught having sex on the beach in puerto vallarta?
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you teleport to Nepal?
embarrassment, humiliation and jail time.
Run like hell!
Have fun!
they’ll just tell you to go home.
it will make the temperature a little bit hotter HAHAH
You will end up in a filthy smelly Mexican jail and it will be what you deserve.
You’ll be on youtube the next day. You’d also be arrested,and or fined.
Nepal has no beach.
People may think you negative and they close their eyes. nothing more then that.
All answers are wrong. This is Nepal room and Nepal has no sea and so no beach. So even the question is wrong.
Most bartenders know the recipe but in case they don’t
Sex on the Beach
* 1 1/2 oz. Schnapps, peach
* 1 1/2 oz. Vodka
* 2 oz. Cranberry Juice
* 2 oz. Orange Juice
* 2 oz. Pineapple Juice
Combine ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a highball glass filled with ice. If you drink to many you will be fined for public intoxication.
if you do that you’ll be fu**ed… pun intended.
you will probably go to jail for public nudity.
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